when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
one might say we're banned from that church
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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