Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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