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I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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