Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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