Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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