Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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