it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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