She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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