i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
not ubering you a puppy
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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