I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
Randomize
