Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
The police scanner is talking about you again....
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You're a disaster