I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
25 People Share How They Got Out Of Their Longest Dry Spell
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
21 People Confess Their Craziest Online Dating Experience
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor