This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts