I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
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He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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