god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
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Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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