Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
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It's official drugs can't kill me
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
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Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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