I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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