There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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