How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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