does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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