I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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