Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
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Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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