Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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