he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
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