so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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