Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
He? As in you personified your dick?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize
