oh god the rape fog is back!
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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