This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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