He's been sleeping iwht ***
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.