Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.