So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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