He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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