It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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