dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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