Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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