quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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