butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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