So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm going to jail i love you
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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