it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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