I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize