just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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