Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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