I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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