i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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