Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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