we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sorry about my life...
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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