How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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