its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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