ugly people sure do ruin things
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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