And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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