He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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