so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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