Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
two words: eviction party
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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