so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Are my feet made of real feet?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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