If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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