When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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