So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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