Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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