You smell like stripper and shame
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
