apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
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It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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